Sunday, January 30, 2011

"The Breakup"

Dear Writer's Block,

  It's not you its me. Ever since I can remember you've always been there, whether it be a good video game, watchin' some TV, or going out with the guys you're always up for something other than what I "should" be doing.    We've had a good run, but lately is just hasn't been working out for us.I feel that for the better part of a decade you have been stifling my potential and holding me back from what I could achieve without you.
 
  

  Lately I have come to the realization that I want more out of life then what you can give me. I want a good job a nice house and family I love, but I can't accomplish any of that with you weighing me down any longer. Don't get me wrong there might be times throughout my life when I'm in need of a "booty call" but we'll just keep those our little secret ;-).

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Noise that won't go away.


 Well it’s nice to see that I’m just about the last one to post my blog. The reason for that mainly is because my part time job turned into 12 hour shifts all week.

Well I just created my first blog of my entire life. I actually vowed to never post one of these because I think they are absolutely the stupidest thing on the planet (No offensive to anyone who actually cares about these things of course) mainly because they are mostly put out by some drain on society who thinks they know everything. That being said we were told to post something about a noise that won't go away, and for me its not a noise its a collection of noises.

For me...The noises that I hear are usually dark and twisted. They tell me to hurt people and to burn things...I'm completely kidding I just figured it would go along with my "negative Nancy" introduction.








It's actually quite the opposite, the noises I'm talking about are songs. I constantly hear and most of the time am singing along to music that no one else can hear. One of the songs I hear the most is the beautiful singing of none other than Rick Astley most likely because of my years of surfing the internet when I was 13 and constantly getting Rick Roll'd. For those of you unfamiliar with the term its usually when you're looking for videos of inappropriate things, and instead you get this "I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'"! Have no fear though there are other rather embarrassing songs from artists such as Brian McKnight and the Backstreet Boys that usually get their "time to shine" as well.

To get into perspective why I have all this free time/space in my noggin you would have to understand that at my job I wash pots and pans for 12 hours a day. As you can imagine it is a very stimulating and exciting experience. The worst days by far are those days that I have the same song stuck in my head all day long, but its a song that I don't really know and one verse continuously plays over and over again inside my melon.