Thats what she said.
Suck it in poop it out, thats what life is all about.
Old people cause accidents.
Guns don't kill people: husbands who come home early do.
(this one is stolen from Blue Collar Comedy).
With me, its like football: An 8 Second Blast.
Life's a bitch and then you marry one.
I don't really agree, but my girlfriends dad says it to me all the time whenever Tiff starts complaining too much. As you can imagine she's a real big fan of the saying.
Keep in mind, we don't ALL have automatics.
This actually has significance, because if you've ever been a rookie at driving a stick it really sucks when someone pulls right up behind you when stopped on a hill. Keep in mind everyone if you see a blue Kia Spectra stay back at stop lights because I'm not exactly a pro at starting back up!
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