In a galaxy far, far away there is a planet. It looks a lot like our home planet of Earth. It is 75% water and 25% land, but instead of 99% of the water being dirty or unsanitary to drink ALL of it is. The whole world is run by a centralized government that looks out for the best of everyone. In this country there are no religions, and there aren't any other races. Everyone is roughly the same size roughly 6ft tall and 185 lbs. It is a race of all what resembles men. There is no need for "females" on this planet because the race is asexual.
This race is a world that is dominated by ESPN. The president of the world is someone who looks strangely familiar to Bud Selig (the commissioner of MLB). The only real activities that are done are either playing or watching sports and drinking beer. It is a much simpler way of life...most complaints are either resolved by a simple game of roshambo or an intense contest of strength and endurance (arm wrestling).
No one starves on this planet because it is a communist world where wealth is distributed amongst everyone. The only downfall to that is a much lower standard of living. Products that are made are of much less quality due to the lack of competition and therefore people don't really have a lot of anything. But thats okay because no one needs a nice fancy car or a big house to attract mates.
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